I Do What I Want
Parody of “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen, chosen purely because it’s fucking annoying and thus very suitable. 

Loki exists to throw adolescent tantrums and to piss off everyone in the nine realms.

Notes: This is a rough-ish version, all the lyrics are finished, I just plan to record a better audio version for Soundcloud. This song is such fun to do with facial expressions though so I wanted to do a Youtube one too.

Lyrics:

Turns out I’m not of this realm
I’m not your brother as well
I looked to you as I fell
And now you’re in my way

Well I just want to be king
Why is that such a big thing
To ask of these mewling quims
And now you’re in my way

Your hammer’s glowing, Stark tower - hair was blowing
Stab you with a dagger, going - “BOW TO ME YOU MORTAL BITCHES!”

Hey I just got here, and I’m so crazy
I’m taking over, you’ll all obey me
I do what I want, ‘cause I’m amazing
My helmet has horns, my anger’s raging

Hey I just got here, and I’m so crazy
And the Avengers, pff, don’t even faze me
I do what I want, ‘cause I’m amazing
And Hawkeye’s arrows don’t even graze me

You took your time to catch up
And still you want to make up
Well “sorry”s not good enough
Now you’re just in my way

I know my life wasn’t real
No more than some hostage deal
Don’t think you know how I feel
Now get out of my way

My staff is glowing, cool night air is blowing
Phase up full costume, going - “BOW TO ME YOU MORTAL BITCHES!”

Hey I just got here, and I’m full-scaling
Can’t stop me ‘cause I’m , I’m so outrageous
I do what I want, ‘cause I’m amazing
And Tony’s tower is where I’m basing

Hey I just got here, time for upgrading
You petty humans all act like babies
I’ll set off Banner on the Black Widow
And drop my brother out through a window

Hey I just got here, and I am acing
None of you could dare to race me
Hey Captain Rogers, how’s Peggy Carter?
Dead or old enough to be your mother

Hey I just got here, come meet my buddies
They’re called Chitauri, come join the party
I’m rocking out tonight, and if I’m lonesome
I’ll stop and drop by to kill Phil Coulson

Hey I just got here, set up my portal
I’m living myth now, you puny mortals
I am a demigod, you dull creature
I’ll not be bullied by an -