June 2013
and that one part where enoby wakes up and every single character is standing around her bedside/coffin-side staring at her and when she asks them what the fuck they’re doing Draco just
“enoby. something is really fucked up.”
I’ve always loved that bit of ‘my immortal’ where Enoby and Vampire? some shit idk two characters go and ask Dumblydore for help saving Draco and his response equates to “I never liked that little shit anyway to hell with him”
In a side-note I did read the entirety of the real ‘my immortal’ to my friends recently and together we came up with enough theories to expand the Wild Mass Guessing page
one theory we had was that there were multiple versions of some characters, as in one chapter a pentagram on a table turns into a guitar (or vice versa? everytime I read that fic I look back on my memory of it and all that is there is soup spaghetti), and then into Draco, while the other Draco is being held bomfage by volxemort
and in another chapter “Snap” has a conversation with “Sevrus” and also with “Snape”
of course any and all theories we developed weren’t serious, as scientists have confirmed that there is no known form of reasoning yet developed which is capable of explaining or even justifying ‘my immortal’
oh frick you know what the equivalent in this fic for harry’s scar is
yes
it’s fry’s butt tattoo
‘Suddenly Vampire Fry ran in.
“Shut up and take my money!” he yelled at Fahrnsworf and Zooidberg throwing his walet.’
they worked in memes too, nice touch
“Then all of a suddenly, an horrible woman with big ass hair and a fat suit and everything started flying towards me on a partyboard! She had big hair (basically like Mom in the show) and she was wearing all black but it was obvious she wasn’t gothic. It was… Mom!
“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Mom shouted “Sons!” and her sons grabbed me and I couldn’t run away.
“Seymour asses!” I shouted at her. Vampire Fry’s dead dog fossil thing came back to life and bit Mom. Mom fell of her partyboard and started to scream. I felt bad for her even though I’m a sadist so I stopped an called off seymour asses.”
i know it’s literally just one long copy-pasta of ‘my immortal’ with all the HP references swapped for Futurama references but it’s bringing all the beloved mental images to life in a whole new light
how did i even find this
frabjous day
this fic though
“AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn wach all da episoods! dis is frum da movies ok so itz nut my folt if beelzybto swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson fahrnswor dosent lik fry now is coz hes a follower of oprahism and vampire fry is a robotologist! ”
i’m fricking choking on my spleen
also on laughter
guys I just found a futurama parody fic of my immortal
this is not a drill
Marvel Fan, Only Seen the Movies? Cool.
Marvel Fan, Only Read the Comics? Cool.
Marvel Fan, Only Seen the Cartoon? Cool.
Marvel Fan, Only Played a Game? Cool.
Any combination of the above? Cool.
Don’t be a hater.Marvel fan who saw the movies and then got into the comics? Cool.
abolish fan hierarchy. because i’m appalled there even is one.
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO
that one fucking scene in the a series of unfortunate events movie though
I refuse to die until I see either sentient robots, first contact, virtual reality or all three
I will keep myself alive via pure spite and vitriol until I’m 300 years old
