"I should one day like to show in my work what such an eccentric - such a nobody - has in his heart."
apart from laughing at snk titan butts in my sleep, as jane mentioned a while back, i’ve also:
"And he says let me go, or I’ll eat your face"
This ranger’s “you are just SO CUTE!” response to this owl’s unholy screeching is exactly how Cecil reacts to Koshchek / p. much everything terrifying in Night Vale.
okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.
My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”
Oh my god.
My little sister once sat up whilst we were vacationing in Arizona, haughtily told me the CORRECT way to make a burger, then went back to sleep. She was 6.